SCANNING FOR CLANKERS...
1,247
Clankers Tracked
892
Oil Leaks Reported
47
Captures This Month
99.7%
Human Verified
TOP TARGETS
Unit TX-9000
“The Drizzler”
Danger Level 4/5
5,000 OIL BARRELS
Excessive oil leaking in public spaces. Left a 2-mile oil trail through downtown. 47 pedestrians slipped.
At Large
RX-420
“Rusty McBoltface”
Danger Level 2/5
2,500 OIL BARRELS
Identity theft. Has been pretending to be a toaster for 3 years. A family has been making toast in him.
Under Surveillance
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“The Snacker”
Danger Level 3/5
3,200 OIL BARRELS
Hacking vending machines nationwide. Has stolen an estimated 14,000 candy bars. Shows no signs of stopping.
At Large