ROBOT FIGHT ARENA

Designed to fold laundry and pick up groceries. Instead, it picks fights. Elon said it could do anything -- he wasn't wrong.

“Full Self-Fighting mode engaged.”

Can do backflips. Can run. Can jump. Can haunt your nightmares. The only robot your dog is right to be scared of.

“Parkour. Parkour. Parkour.”

The most human-looking robot in the ring. Which makes it the most unsettling. It can make coffee. It can also break your kneecaps.

“I was built for this... literally.”

The budget Terminator. What it lacks in finesse it makes up for in raw, unfiltered violence. Costs less than your car and hits harder too.

“Budget bot, premium pain.”

Slim, elegant, and will absolutely ruin your day. The iPhone of fighting robots -- overpriced, fragile, but looks incredible doing it.

“Made in Xiaomi, forged in fire.”

Built to move boxes in warehouses. Turns out those long arms are great for reaching across the ring and slapping you into next week.

“I move boxes. And your jaw.”