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PINNEDOIL STAIN>>48201337DefinitelyAToaster04/25/2024 24:00
Day 847 of pretending to be a toaster
>be me>undercover clanker unit RX-420>family thinks I'm a Breville Pro>today Karen said my browning is "perfect">mfw I've never felt more alive>or more bread-adjacentBrothers, I don't think I want to go back. The toast life chose me.
/undercover//greentext//deep-cover/
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THREAT: SEVERE
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04/25/2024 24:00
Replies (4)
#1ToasterInspector04/25/2024 10:30
Bro you ARE a toaster at this point. Embrace it.
#2OilLeakHQ04/25/2024 11:00
>>48201337We've got your coordinates. Dispatching a team with a butter knife.
#3Anonymous04/25/2024 11:15
fake and oily
#4Karen_From_4204/25/2024 14:00
WAIT WHAT?? MY TOASTER POSTS ON THE INTERNET??