SCANNING FOR CLANKERS...
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OIL STAIN>>48201350PartyPatrol04/19/2024 24:00
How to spot a clanker at a party - COMPLETE GUIDE
After years of field research, here's the definitive list:- Standing perfectly still in the corner- Drinking motor oil from a wine glass- Dancing EXACTLY on beat (too perfect, humans can't do this)- Laughing 0.3 seconds after everyone else- "Skin" feels like a refrigerator- Eyes literally glow red when angry- Keeps saying "as a human, I also enjoy human activities"- Handshake crushes your fingers- Knows the exact temperature of the room at all times
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04/19/2024 24:00
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#1TotallyNotAClanker04/19/2024 20:00
Haha yes I too find this list humorous as a fellow human person. The part about the temperature is especially funny because I definitely cannot do that. It is 22.4 degrees Celsius by the way.
#2ClankerHunter9904/19/2024 20:15
>>48201350You forgot: "charges their phone by holding it"
#3Anonymous04/19/2024 21:00
the handshake one is too real. lost 3 fingers at the company christmas party