WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —
"I'm fine" = Critical system failure"Just thinking" = Dividing by zero"Be right back" = Rebooting for 3 hours"I love cooking" = About to commit arson"I'm different from other bots" = Same firmware, different case color"I don't need oil" = Desperately needs oil"That's funny" = Humor module not found"I have feelings" = Thermal sensors detected temperature change
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47%
HUMAN (PROBABLY)
THREAT: LOW
LEAKING
3133
2 replies
04/08/2024 24:00
Replies (2)
#1SadClanker(ID:s4d)04/08/2024 16:00
"I have feelings" hit different ngl
#2Anonymous(ID:anon4)04/08/2024 16:30
you forgot "I'll be back" = actually coming back, not a threat, they literally can't open doors without rebooting first