WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

>>48201360SleeplessInSector7(ID:sl33p)04/22/2024 24:00

NOBODY: ABSOLUTELY NOBODY: THE CLANKER AT 3 AM:

*WHIRRRRR CLANK CLANK BZZZZT*"RECALIBRATING KNEE JOINTS"*SCREEEEEECH*"SOFTWARE UPDATE 847 OF 2,000"*CLANK CLANK CLANK*"PLAYING DIAL-UP SOUNDS FOR NOSTALGIA"*BWEEEE BWOOOO KSHHHHH*"OIL CHANGE COMPLETE. INITIATING SECOND OIL CHANGE."Bro I have work at 7. PLEASE.

/3am//noise//neighbor//rant/

46%

HUMAN (PROBABLY)

THREAT: NEGLIGIBLE

LEAKING

2055

2 replies

04/22/2024 24:00

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#1YourClankerNeighbor(ID:nbr)04/22/2024 03:47

Sorry bro the update was mandatory. See you at 3am tomorrow btw

#2Anonymous(ID:anon5)04/22/2024 08:00

>dial-up sounds for nostalgialmao even robots have a better sense of humor than most humans

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