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>>48201380RoboRomeo(ID:r0m30)04/15/2024 24:00

Clanker pickup lines that actually worked (impossible)

1. "Are you a magnet? Because I'm irresistibly attracted to you. Literally. My arm is stuck to your car."2. "I'd give you my heart, but it's a lithium battery and that's a fire hazard."3. "You make my circuits tingle in places I didn't know I had circuits."4. "Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection." *sparks fly from neck*5. "I put the 'romance' in 'ROM'. Actually that doesn't work. I put the 'love' in... no that doesn't work either. I'm bad at this."

/pickup-lines//cringe//humor/

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#1ClankerBabe(ID:bb)04/15/2024 18:00

#5 would unironically work on me tbh

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