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>>48201390LeakyAndProud(ID:l34k)04/12/2024 24:00

The 5 stages of oil leak grief

1. DENIAL: "It's just water. From the... rain. Inside."2. ANGER: "WHO PUT THIS PUDDLE HERE?! Oh wait it's following me."3. BARGAINING: "If I stand perfectly still, maybe no one will notice the growing pool beneath me."4. DEPRESSION: *sad mechanical whirring* *single oil tear rolls down cheek*5. ACCEPTANCE: *slides across entire floor leaving magnificent oil rainbow trail* "I AM THE LEAK. THE LEAK IS ME."

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THREAT: LOW

LEAKING

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04/12/2024 24:00

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#1Anonymous(ID:anon7)04/12/2024 12:00

stage 5 is beautiful. brought an oil tear to my eye.

#2JanitorJim(ID:j1m)04/12/2024 12:30

I JUST MOPPED THAT FLOOR REEEEEEE

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