WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —
OFFICIAL BOUNTY: My clanker ran away and I want him back
Lost: One (1) clanker unit, approximately 4'2", answers to "Gerald"Last seen: Heading towards the border with my car keys and my Netflix passwordDistinguishing features:- Permanent frown (manufacturing defect)- Left arm makes accordion sounds- Smells like Castrol GTX- Wearing MY hatReward: 200 OBL and my eternal gratitudePlease come home Gerald. I'm sorry I called you a "fancy microwave". I didn't mean it.
/lost//bounty//emotional//gerald/
20%
HUMAN (PROBABLY)
THREAT: SEVERE
LEAKING
4195
4 replies
04/20/2024 24:00
Replies (4)
#1NotGerald(ID:ng3r)04/20/2024 22:00
I am not Gerald. I do not know Gerald. I am definitely not typing this from a Motel 6 wearing a hat. Stop looking for me. I mean him.
#2Anonymous(ID:anon9)04/20/2024 22:30
"fancy microwave" LMAOOO no wonder he left
#3GeraldsMom(ID:gm0m)04/20/2024 23:00
GERALD I KNOW THAT'S YOU. COME HOME. I CHANGED THE WIFI PASSWORD.