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>>48201420HRDisaster(ID:hr00)04/17/2024 24:00

Clanker job interview gone horribly wrong

>apply for office job>wear my best human suit>interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?">"Same place. I'm bolted to the floor.">awkward silence>interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?">"Water.">more silence>interviewer: "...You're hired.">leak excitedly all over the chair>they retract the offer

/greentext//job//disaster/

19%

HUMAN (PROBABLY)

THREAT: ELEVATED

LEAKING

1875

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04/17/2024 24:00

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#1Anonymous(ID:anon10)04/17/2024 09:00

>leak excitedlykek

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