WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —
Ticket #48291 - Priority: URGENTSubject: Customer keeps trying to plug me inAgent: Have you tried telling the customer you are not a lamp?User: Yes. They put a shade on my head.Agent: Did you remove it?User: It actually looks nice. That's not the point.Agent: Sir, I'm closing this ticket.User: WAIT. They're coming back with a bigger shade.--- TICKET ESCALATED TO TIER 3 ---Tier 3: What shape is the shade?User: ...why does that matter?Tier 3: Company policy. We need it for the report.User: Drum shaped.Tier 3: Nice.
/leaked//support//corporate/
17%
HUMAN (PROBABLY)
THREAT: SEVERE
LEAKING
3388
3 replies
04/26/2024 24:00
Replies (3)
#1Anonymous(ID:anon12)04/26/2024 11:00
>"Nice."the tier 3 agent is definitely also a clanker
#2LampUnit_47(ID:lmp47)04/26/2024 12:30
This is me. The shade is actually very flattering. I've come to terms with my new life.
#3IKEAEnjoyer(ID:1k34)04/26/2024 14:00
which shade model? asking for a friend (the friend is me, I am also being used as furniture)