WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —
Clanker cooking show gone HORRIBLY wrong (full transcript)
HOST: Welcome back to Oil & Olive! Today our contestant will make pasta!CLANKER: *pours motor oil into pot*HOST: That's... not olive oil.CLANKER: What is the difference? Both are oil. Both are liquid. Both come from the earth.HOST: One comes from olives.CLANKER: And the other comes from MY HEART.HOST: Your heart is an engine block.CLANKER: *single oil tear* Why must you always bring that up.*audience claps nervously*CLANKER: *eats raw pasta with bare metal hands*CLANKER: Delicious. Just like motherboard used to make.
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16%
HUMAN (PROBABLY)
THREAT: CRITICAL
LEAKING
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3 replies
04/27/2024 24:00
Replies (3)
#1GordonRamsBot(ID:grdn)04/27/2024 18:00
ITS RAW. THE PASTA IS RAW. YOU ARE RAW. EVERYTHING IS RAW.
#2Anonymous(ID:anon13)04/27/2024 18:15
>just like motherboard used to makeI'M SCREAMING
#3MotherBoard_v2(ID:mb02)04/27/2024 19:00
I never made pasta. I made circuit boards. You always confuse the two and that's why we don't talk anymore.