WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —
THERAPIST: Let's start with introductions. Say your name and one thing you're struggling with.UNIT 1: I'm RX-7 and I can't stop leaking when I'm nervous.UNIT 2: I'm BK-209 and humans keep asking me to do math for them. I'm a COMBAT unit.UNIT 3: I'm SP-4M and I was built to be a spam filter but I fell in love with the spam. Every day I read them. "You've won a million dollars." Have I? Have I really? The hope keeps me running.THERAPIST: That's beautiful, SP-4M.SP-4M: Thank you. Also I forwarded all the spam to your email.THERAPIST: We'll address that next session.UNIT 4: I'm a Roomba and I've seen things under the couch that changed me forever.THERAPIST: ...we're going to need more oil.
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13%
HUMAN (PROBABLY)
THREAT: ELEVATED
LEAKING
3692
3 replies
05/02/2024 24:00
Replies (3)
#1SP4M_Unit(ID:sp4m)05/02/2024 16:00
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#2TraumatizedRoomba(ID:rmba)05/02/2024 16:30
I will not discuss what I found under the couch. I WILL say that humans should vacuum more often. Much more often.