>>48201520OilBaron_2024(ID:br0n)05/03/2024 24:00
The oil market is crashing and I'm THRIVING
While you were all panicking about oil prices, I have been collecting puddles from under suspicious cars in parking lots.My portfolio:- 47 mason jars of mystery car fluid- 12 bottles of what might be olive oil (see post #48201370)- 3 liters of genuine certified premium clanker-grade 5W-30- One jar that is glowing slightlyTotal estimated value: 890,000 OBLI am the Warren Buffett of bodily fluids.Update: The glowing jar has started humming. This is fine.
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