WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

Unit TX-9000

“The Drizzler”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELHigh

BOUNTY

5,000

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Excessive oil leaking in public spaces. Left a 2-mile oil trail through downtown. 47 pedestrians slipped.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Sector 7-G, near the abandoned car wash

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can produce 50 gallons of oil per hour from unknown origin

FIELD NOTES

Armed and extremely lubricated. Approach with absorbent materials only.

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