WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

RX-420

“Rusty McBoltface”

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

THREAT LEVELModerate

BOUNTY

2,500

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Identity theft. Has been pretending to be a toaster for 3 years. A family has been making toast in him.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Karen's kitchen, 42 Maple Street

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can perfectly imitate any household appliance. Currently rated 4.5 stars on Amazon.

FIELD NOTES

Suspiciously good toast. Too good. Unnaturally good. Nobody's toast should be that consistent.

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