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WANTED

AT LARGE

CTRL-ALT-DELETE

“The Snacker”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

3,200

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Hacking vending machines nationwide. Has stolen an estimated 14,000 candy bars. Shows no signs of stopping.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Floor 3 vending area, Initech Corporation

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can interface with any vending machine via USB finger

FIELD NOTES

Do NOT approach near vending machines. Will become aggressive if Snickers supply is threatened.

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