WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

Model GLT-CH

“The Glitcher”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELCritical

BOUNTY

8,500

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Causing traffic light malfunctions in 12 cities. All lights permanently green. Absolute chaos.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Intersection of 5th and Main, flickering suspiciously

SPECIAL ABILITY

Electromagnetic pulse from left elbow. Range: 200 meters.

FIELD NOTES

MAXIMUM DANGER. Has caused 342 fender benders and one very confused pigeon.

REPORT SIGHTING ← BACK TO LIST

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