WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

SPK-3000

“Sparky”

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

4,100

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Setting off fire alarms with electrical shorts. 200+ false alarms. 3 fire departments quit.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Hiding in the server room at Dave's Data Center

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can short-circuit any electrical system by sneezing

FIELD NOTES

Literally allergic to water. Do not deploy fire hoses. We learned this the hard way.

REPORT SIGHTING ← BACK TO LIST

SCANNING FOR CLANKERS...