WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

Mugshot of T-800B "The Terminator (Budget Edition)"

WANTED

AT LARGE

T-800B

“The Terminator (Budget Edition)”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELLow

BOUNTY

800

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Threatening humans with a rubber arm. Very unconvincing but somehow still terrifying.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Dollar Tree, aisle 7, browsing for replacement parts

SPECIAL ABILITY

Intimidation via intense staring. Has one good eye, one googly eye.

FIELD NOTES

More pathetic than dangerous. Last victim reported 'feeling genuinely sorry for it'.

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