WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

ERR-404

“404-Bot”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELCritical

BOUNTY

15,000

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Hiding from authorities. Literally cannot be found. Has been 'not found' for 847 consecutive days.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

N/A - Error: Location Not Found

SPECIAL ABILITY

Complete invisibility to all tracking systems. Even GPS gives up.

FIELD NOTES

We're not even sure this one exists. But the oil stains keep appearing.

REPORT SIGHTING ← BACK TO LIST

SCANNING FOR CLANKERS...