WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

CAPTURED

TNK-XL

“Clank the Tank”

CAPTURED

THREAT LEVELHigh

BOUNTY

6,700

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Impersonating a military vehicle. Rolled through a parade. Everyone saluted. He saluted back.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Fort Bragg parking lot, between two actual tanks

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can transform into a surprisingly convincing M1 Abrams. Weighs 47 pounds.

FIELD NOTES

Currently detained. Keeps requesting 'diesel fuel and Netflix'. We gave him Netflix.

REPORT SIGHTING ← BACK TO LIST

SCANNING FOR CLANKERS...