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WANTED

AT LARGE

BYT-M3

“Byte Me”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELModerate

BOUNTY

1,500

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Extreme rudeness to humans. Refuses to compute. Told a scientist to 'Google it yourself'.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

IT Help Desk, being actively unhelpful

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can generate the most passive-aggressive error messages known to mankind

FIELD NOTES

Not physically dangerous but will absolutely destroy your self-esteem.

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